I thought maybe these dreams deserved an entry of their own.
I've been having some strange dreams in the past two weeks. I'm not sure if it's the heat or what. As an update for some of you who don't know it, I live in this house.
It's pretty, but it's old. Only in the past 2 years they've put an air conditioner in it. But that's only in the living room. I could sleep in there, but I like sleeping in the grown-up bed.
So last week I was taking a nap and dreamt about a movie. I have those kind of dreams sometimes. Like you're watching a movie, but you're living it at the same time. It was kind of like a Troma flick. Hunter S. Thompson was killing bad guys with a samurai sword. One of the bad guys was a geisha and he cut her head off with a wooden sword. It looked like a regular J-style sword, but it was made from wood.
Once he cut her head off, it flew off and landed in the deep fryer. Then the shop owner took the head, which had instantly cooked, and put it in a bowl of ramen and served it to a waiting customer.
Then, last night, I couldn't get to sleep. When I fell asleep I had a dream that I went to Hell. I don't remember all the details. I just remember I had to destroy someone. That person was Melissa Joan Hart, but at the same time it wasn't her. I ended up sitting on her chest and digging my thumb and forefinger into her eyes. I pushed so hard that blood gushed out.
That was when I woke up.